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T H E . M O U T H P I E C E Thursday, July 31, 2008
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Good Afternoon,
I slammed myy haandd in the carrr dooooor thisss morningg.
It waasss an accccident. Pleeease jussttt enjoy todaaays
isssue.
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"Last night, John McCain appeared on 'Larry King Live.'
The show consisted of a five-minute interview and a
55-minute 'pee break'."
- Conan O'Brien
"Now we sit through Shakespeare in order to recognize the
quotations."
- Orson Welles
"The squeaking wheel doesn't always get the grease.
Sometimes it gets replaced."
- Vic Gold
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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
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Signs It's Way Too Hot
* The pizza you ordered is actually the same temperature
that it came out of the oven when the delivery guy FINALLY
gets it to your door.
* The water in your swimming pool can be used to cook
vegetables.
* Cows give homogenized milk right there at the Dairy.
* Chickens lay hard boiled eggs.
* You can cook a full meal in your crock pot without ever
plugging it in.
* The frozen pork loin you bought at the grocery on special
is fully cooked by the time you get home and you only live a
two minute drive from the store.
* The squash in your garden are fully cooked when you pick
them.
* "Ice Cube" forced to change his name to "Wet Spot."
* Too late, you realize that killing someone for a Slurpee
is probably a crime.
* Al Gore takes credit for inventing air conditioning.
* You shaved ten minutes off the morning commute by cooking
breakfast on your dashboard on the way in.
* Your kids are toasting marshmallows -- by sticking them
out the window.
* Water comes out of the "cold" faucet at the same tempera-
ture as the "hot" faucet.
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