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T H E . M O U T H P I E C E       Thursday, July 31, 2008

Good Afternoon,

I slammed myy haandd  in the carrr dooooor thisss morningg. 
It waasss an accccident. Pleeease jussttt enjoy todaaays 

Mouthing Off,

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The show consisted of a five-minute interview and a 
55-minute 'pee break'."
- Conan O'Brien 

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- Orson Welles

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Sometimes it gets replaced." 
- Vic Gold

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                 Signs It's Way Too Hot 

* The pizza you ordered is actually the same temperature 
that it came out of the oven when the delivery guy FINALLY 
gets it to your door.

* The water in your swimming pool can be used to cook 

* Cows give homogenized milk right there at the Dairy.

* Chickens lay hard boiled eggs.

* You can cook a full meal in your crock pot without ever 
plugging it in.

* The frozen pork loin you bought at the grocery on special 
is fully cooked by the time you get home and you only live a 
two minute drive from the store.

* The squash in your garden are fully cooked when you pick 

* "Ice Cube" forced to change his name to "Wet Spot."

* Too late, you realize that killing someone for a Slurpee 
is probably a crime.

* Al Gore takes credit for inventing air conditioning.

* You shaved ten minutes off the morning commute by cooking 
breakfast on your dashboard on the way in.

* Your kids are toasting marshmallows -- by sticking them 
out the window.

* Water comes out of the "cold" faucet at the same tempera-
ture as the "hot" faucet.


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