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T H E . M O U T H P I E C E       Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Good Afternoon,

Welcome to July. Yeah! 

I got nothing. 

Mouthing Off,

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[m]  q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y 

"The cloning of humans is on most of the lists of things 
to worry about from Science, along with behaviour control, 
genetic engineering, transplanted heads, computer poetry 
and the unrestrained growth of plastic flowers." 
- Lewis Thomas 

"The people I distrust most are those who want to improve 
our lives but have only one course of action." 
- Frank Herbert 

"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary 
genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult 
to tell which was which." 
- Douglas Adams 

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Here's What You Get:
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What's On the Web? 


Here's a large selection of crossword puzzles to do online.
You can play into different modes: regular or master.




Here's the largest and most popular website about Monsters. 
Every thing you want to know about creatures and monsters - 
this is the place to go. Graphics, texts, movies, music, 
games, artefacts, references and discussion forums.


SNOWOW... Instant Snow
Maybe the coolest invention in the last 15 years...

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OUR PRICE: $14.99 or get two for $25.98

You simply MUST see this stuff. In fact when you click on 
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Using super absorbent polymer, Snowow expands to over 100-
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been used on movie sets. And guess what? The snow can be 
used over and over again. To get more info or see a video 
clip on this, visit: Amazing Snowow... You won't believe your eyes

[m]  b i t s . n . b o b s 

                   Late Show Top Ten

   Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear At The Beach

10. "You're going to have to put on a top — oh, sorry, sir"

9. "Forget about sharks, I thought I saw a tomato in the 

8. "Due to the mortgage crisis, we're foreclosing your sand 

7. "We're out of mayo; use the Coppertone"

6. "Wow, that lifeguard can really put away the gin"

5. "The water? It's about 11 miles that way"

4. "I know you're not drowning, but would you like mouth-
   to-mouth anyway?"

3. "Giant squid! Run for your lives!"

2. "Are you here for the Al Qaeda summer picnic?"

1. "Now where did I bury Grandpa?"


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