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T H E . M O U T H P I E C E       Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Good Afternoon,

Let's start the afternoon off with a joke. 

A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for 
some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over 
to her and kissed her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. 
He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I 
thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." 

"Why you worthless, insufferable, wretched, no good drunk!" 
she screamed. 

"Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her." 

Mouthing Off,

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[m]  q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y 

"Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third 
- Truman Capote

"There's an old saying about those who forget history. 
I don't remember it, but it's good." 
- Stephen Colbert 

"A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a 
fool can from a mountain top." 
- Unknown 

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[m]  b i t s . n . b o b s 

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