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T H E . M O U T H P I E C E       Tuesday, June 3, 2008
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Good Afternoon,

Let's start the afternoon off with a joke. 

A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for 
some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over 
to her and kissed her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. 
He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I 
thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." 

"Why you worthless, insufferable, wretched, no good drunk!" 
she screamed. 

"Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her." 

Mouthing Off,
Carl 

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[m]  q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y 

"Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third 
act." 
- Truman Capote

"There's an old saying about those who forget history. 
I don't remember it, but it's good." 
- Stephen Colbert 

"A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a 
fool can from a mountain top." 
- Unknown 

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[m]  b i t s . n . b o b s 
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Top Ten Least Popular Prom Themes: 

10. Prelude To A Hangover

9. I Only Have Eyes For Your Hot Friend

8. Eternally Seacrest

7. Welcome To The World Of Herpes

6. Tomorrow We Work At Arby's!

5. Save The Last Dance For The Creepy Shop Teacher

4. A Magical Evening With Robert Blake

3. Next Stop - Teen Pregnancy

2. Night In Rome...I mean, The Gymnasium

1. Enchantment Under House Arrest 

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