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Cats That Look Like Hitler

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T H E . M O U T H P I E C E       Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Good Afternoon,

I still can't believe that I ran across this website. 
'CATS THAT LOOK LIKE HITLER', that is brilliant. Where 
do people come up with this stuff? 

It can now be said, "There is a website for everything." 

Mouthing Off,

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celebrities name their baby after where the baby was 
conceived. Honor is named Honor because Jessica was 
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- Craig Ferguson

"According to a new report, Americans are fatter than ever 
with 25 percent of Americans now classified as obese. 
Doctors compiled the report by going to the mall and 
looking around." 
- Conan O'Brien 

"Crime does not pay... as well as politics." 
- Alfred E. Newman

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What's On the Web? 


"Does your cat look like Adolf Hitler? Do you wake up in a 
cold sweat every night wondering if he's going to up and 
invade Poland? Does he keep putting his right paw in the 
air while making a noise that sounds suspiciously like 
'Sieg Miaow'? If so, this is the website for you."




Did you ever wonder why a camel has a hump? Or why onions 
make us cry? Get answers to all of those nagging, obscure 
questions at Everyday Mysteries, a website filled with 
fun science facts from the Library of Congress.


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[m]  b i t s . n . b o b s 

                       Late Show Top Ten

            Top Ten Signs Your Monkey Needs a Bath

10. Even his fleas have fleas

9. He's sweating right through his adorable monkey sailor 

8. Your daily horoscope reads, "Today is a great day to 
   wash your monkey"

7. Tries to cover up odor by wearing too much monkey 

6. Even the really slutty monkey next door refuses to 
   groom him

5. Town's sign reads "Home of the Rancid Baboon Stench"

4. You purchase so much Lysol, they put you on the board 
   of directors

3. Threatening note thrown through your window tied to a 

2. Been offered the cover of next month's "Smelly Monkey 

1. He smells like Andy Dick


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