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T H E . M O U T H P I E C E Friday, July 25, 2008
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Good Afternoon,
I'm really looking forward to our company picnic. It's
tomorrow. I really can't wait for TZ to work his magic
on the grill. I just hope that his burgers don't contain
his "special sauce". It could be just about anything. I'll
bring some Pepto-Bismol, just to be safe.
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"Celebrity birthdays today: Daniel Radcliffe from 'Harry
Potter' and Monica Lewinsky. One is famous for working
magic with a powerful wand, and the other is Harry Potter."
- Craig Ferguson
"Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-
class way to earn a living. After all, Shirley Temple
could do it at the age of four."
- Katharine Hepburn
"Winning may not be everything, but losing has little to
recommend it."
- Senator Dianne Feinstein
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4" ADVENTURE PACKAGE TOOL
Retail Price: $5.99
DEAL PRICE: $2.99
Get two for $4.98
The compact Adventure Plus Tool has a small light for map-
reading in the dark and a floating-dial compass should you
need to get back on course. A thermometer, safety mirror,
whistle, and dry storage for matches give you tools to use
in an emergency. Bottom Line: This little item does it
all...it gives you lighting and safety tools for any
adventure! And at this low price you'll want to pick up
a few... they make wonderful gifts. Both kids and adults
love 'em.
The Adventure Tool Features:
- Super Bright LED Light - Whistle
- Storage Compartment - Compass
- Magnifying Glass - Thermometer
To grab one, or see a picture visit: 4" ADVENTURE PACKAGE TOOL
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HOW EVERYDAY THINGS ARE MADE
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from an airplane to a jelly bean is made!
Visit: HOW EVERYDAY THINGS ARE MADE
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BASKETMATH
For those of us who STILL have trouble with math (myself
included), check out this site that will quiz you on
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Visit: BASKETMATH
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WAYFARER STYLE SUNGLASSES
Retail Price: $39.99
DEAL PRICE: $3.99
These classic and always popular Wayfarer style sunglasses
have never been more affordable. At $3.99 you'll want to
stock up. Get them in Black or White.
They are perfect for the beach or any activity. It's the
Wayfarer Style... your probably more familiar with it if
I say Tom Cruise in Risky Business, The Blues Brothers,
Will Smith, etc...
Sunglass styles come and go but this style remains popular
and stylish. Two reasons for this:
1. Rugged and built to last. You won't have to worry about
anything flimsy or breaking off on these.
2. The lens color is very dark. It's so hard to find a real
dark pair of glasses anymore.
Drop them, toss them... they can take it! These will last
you a long, long time. To grab a pair or two, visit:
WAYFARER STYLE SUNGLASSES
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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
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TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD
1) Growing up is mandatory; growing old is optional.
2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I
can get.
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do
while you're down there. (my favourite...)
4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from
a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but
nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
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