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T H E . M O U T H P I E C E       Friday, July 25, 2008

Good Afternoon,

I'm really looking forward to our company picnic. It's 
tomorrow. I really can't wait for TZ to work his magic 
on the grill. I just hope that his burgers don't contain 
his "special sauce". It could be just about anything. I'll 
bring some Pepto-Bismol, just to be safe. 

Mouthing Off,

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[m]  q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y 

"Celebrity birthdays today: Daniel Radcliffe from 'Harry 
Potter' and Monica Lewinsky. One is famous for working 
magic with a powerful wand, and the other is Harry Potter." 
- Craig Ferguson

"Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-
class way to earn a living. After all, Shirley Temple 
could do it at the age of four." 
- Katharine Hepburn 

"Winning may not be everything, but losing has little to 
recommend it." 
- Senator Dianne Feinstein 


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[m]  b i t s . n . b o b s 


1) Growing up is mandatory; growing old is optional.

2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I 
   can get.

3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do
   while you're down there. (my favourite...)

4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from 
   a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster. 

5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but 
   nobody bothers to ask you the questions.

6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician. 


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