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T H E . M O U T H P I E C E       Friday, August 1, 2008

Good Afternoon,

Before the summer comes to an end I need to get out to the 
beach. Before I engage the sand and surf I need to take 
care of the following: 

1. Find my bathing suit
2. Shave my back 
3. Find a beach to go to 
4. Get enough sun block to cover Nebraska
5. Buy some goggles, an inflatable raft, a beach towel and 
   a pair of sunglasses. 

On second thought, maybe the beach isn't such a good idea. 

Mouthing Off,

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Are you tired of the same old run-of-the-mill museums? Get 
ready for a tribute to that most perfect fruit - THE BANANA!
Museum curator Ann Mitchell Lovell has assembled close to 
4,000 items, a melange of artifacts, folk art and other 
cultural oddities devoted to the world's perfect fruit. 


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