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T H E . M O U T H P I E C E     Friday, September 14, 2007

Good Afternoon,

What does drinking, bad bridal fashion and wisdom from 
Grandpa have in common? They're all featured in today's 
edition of Mouthpiece. Hooray! 

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[m]  q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y 

"They say that Britney Spears is already working on her 
next career move. Trying to come back from her comeback." 
- Jay Leno 

"Happy Rosh Hashana. It's the Jewish New Year — and the 
year is 5768. It's funny — I'm still writing 5767 on my 
- David Letterman 

"Yesterday, Gen. Petraeus testified before the Senate for 
10 hours with just two bathroom breaks. During the same 
period, Sen. Craig took 73 bathroom breaks." 
- Conan O'Brien 

iPod Like MP3/MP4 Player (Play Music, Video & Pictures)...

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Our Normal Price: $99.99
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Here's an item that our Gopher Staff went crazy over. It's 
the iPod Like MP3/MP4. But unlike the iPod this Digital 
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  data, plus serves as photo album, digital voice recorder 
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- Pre set to 20 FM stations. 
- Plays up to 6 hours of music or 4 hours of video. 
- Stores up to 250 songs, or 15,000 photos. 

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What's On the Web? 


Have you ever wondered just how much alcohol you have 
consumed in your lifetime? Or how much you have spent 
on those drunken nights? Take this test to find out the 
state of your kidneys, wallet and quantity of alcohol 
that has invaded your system over the years. 




Sometimes I wonder what advertisers are thinking when they 
put out certain ads. You'll see what I mean when you view 
these misguided bridal advertisements that just make me 
want to laugh rather than go out and buy the dress! 



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[m]  b i t s . n . b o b s 

                 Wisdom from Grandpa 

* Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, 
depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.

* Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy 
earnin' his salt, that he forgets his sugar.

* Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not 
for good.

* When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the 
trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

* On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the 
  past - but never the present.

* The bonds of matrimony are a good investment, only when 
the interest is kept up.

* Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, 
sew, and make beds, and is in good health, and he's already 
used to taking orders.

* Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying 
about your age, and start bragging about it.

* The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in 
line for.

* When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to 
your youth, remember about Algebra.

* I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to 
the top.

* Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is 

* Old age is when former classmates are so gray and 
wrinkled and bald, they don't recognize you.

* If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have 
anything to laugh at when you are old.


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