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T H E . M O U T H P I E C E       Monday, June 9, 2008

Good Afternoon,

If the weather gets a little better I think I'm going to 
go fishing. It has been quite a while since I've been 
fishing so I think I'm due. 

The last time I was fishing was three years ago. I was 
with my Uncle Kevin and we fished for at least eight 
hours. It was so much fun... except for the three times 
I fell out of the boat, when I hooked myself in the neck 
and when my pole got caught in the outboard motor. 

On second thought, maybe I'll just stay home. 

Mouthing Off,

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