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T H E . M O U T H P I E C E       Friday, May 30, 2008

Good Afternoon,

Today, may I dare say, is a good day. Why? Well, it is 
because... oh, crap... hang on, I just had it... no, now 
it's gone. Well, it was a good day. 

Mouthing Off,

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[m]  q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y 

"It's so much easier to suggest solutions when you don't 
know too much about the problem."
- Malcolm Forbes 

"What this country needs is more free speech worth 
listening to." 
- Hansell B. Duckett

"It's never just a game when you're winning."
- George Carlin 

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[m]  b i t s . n . b o b s 

You might be a college student if...

1. If you have ever price shopped for Top Ramen, you might 
be a college student. 

2. If you live in a house with three couches, none of which 

3. If you consider Mac and Cheese a balanced meal.

4. If you have ever written a check for 45 cents.

5. If you have a fine collection of domestic beer bottles.

6. If you have ever seen two consecutive sunrises without 

7. If your glass set is composed of McDonald's Extra Value 
Meal Plastic Cups (ie.Olympic Dream Team I or II).

8. If your underwear supply dictates the time between 
laundry loads.

9. If you cannot remember when you last washed your car.

10. If you can pack your worldly possessions into the back 
of a pick-up (one trip).

11. If you have ever had to justify yourself for buying 
Natural Light.

12. If the first thing you do in the morning is roll over 
and introduce yourself.

13. If you average less than 3 hours of sleep a night.

14. If your trash is overflowing and your bank account 

15. If you go to Wal-Mart more than 3 times a week

16. If you eat at the cafeteria because it's "free", even 
though it tastes terrible.

17. If you are personally keeping the local pizza place 
from bankruptcy

18. If you wake up 10 minutes before class

19. If you wear the same jeans 13 days in a row -- without 
washing them

20. If your breakfast consists of a coke on the way to class

21. If your social life consists of a date with the library

22. If your idea of "doing your hair" is putting on a 
baseball cap

23. If it takes a shovel to find the floor of your room

24. If you carry less than a dollar on you at all times 
because that's all you have

25. If you haven't done laundry in so long you are wearing 
your swim suit to class

26. If your midnight snack is microwave popcorn

27. If you celebrate when you find a quarter

28. If your room is so cold that your toilet freezes over

29. If your walls are plastered with posters of half naked 
men or women (whichever your preference)

30. If you have built up a tolerance for beverages 

31. If you wear a sweat suit for so long that it stands 
up by itself

32. If your backpack is giving you Scoliosis

33. If you get more sleep in class than in your room

34. If your idea of feeding the poor is buying yourself 
some Ramen Noodles

35. If you can sleep through your roommate's blaring 

36. If you live in an area that is smaller than most 
mobile homes

37. If you get more e-mail than mail.


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