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T H E . M O U T H P I E C E       Friday, June 13, 2008

Good Afternoon,

It's Friday the 13th! This is not good. This is NOT good. 
I'm supposed to go camping this weekend. Maybe I'll just 
stay home instead. 

Oh, I'll go play some hockey. That'll be good. Crisis 

Mouthing Off,

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[m]  q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y 

"John McCain just announced he wants to do a series of 
town hall meetings where he meets with the public. It's 
all part of McCain's 'Speak up, I Can't Hear You' tour." 
- Conan O'Brien 

"Daniel Craig cut the top of his finger off while filming 
the latest James Bond movie. Who's he fighting, a can 
- Craig Ferguson 

"The Lakers beat the Cetics. Their first win. I can't wait 
to find out who the NBA decided to win this thing. I heard 
they shot multiple endings." 
- Jimmy Kimmel 

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[m]  b i t s . n . b o b s 

                    Late Show Top Ten

            Top Ten Signs an NBA Game Is Fixed

10. Game begins 20 minutes before visiting team arrives

9. Tip-off always goes to the player with the largest salary

8. At the end of the first quarter, the score is 179 to 2

7. Missed three-pointers count for two points if they're 
   "pretty close"

6. One of the Laker Girls looks suspiciously like Pete Rose

5. Whenever he's open, referee takes a shot

4. Scoreboard has disclaimer: "All Scores Approximate"

3. The team loses even though it led in points, delegates, 
   and the popular vote

2. Jack Nicholson scores 25 points from his seat

1. The Knicks win


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