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T H E . M O U T H P I E C E       Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Good Afternoon,

Over the long holiday weekend I watched the movie "Batman". 
You know, the one from 1989 with Michael Keaton and Jack 
Nicholson. It just wasn't as great as I remembered it. I 
think that 2005's "Batman Begins" surpassed the Tim Burton 
Batman movies. They may have incredible style and visuals, 
but "Batman Begins" had story and characters that make the 
world of Batman much more interesting. 

Nicholson still kicks butt though. 

Mouthing Off,

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[m]  q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y 

"I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to 
interrupt her." 
- Rodney Dangerfield

"You don't get anything clean without getting something 
else dirty." 
- Cecil Baxter

"Since we cannot know all that there is to be known about 
anything, we ought to know a little about everything." 
- Blaise Pascal 

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What's On the Web? 


While you may not be able to judge a book by its cover, 
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The up-coming blockbuster "The Dark Knight" will once 
again capture the attention and imagination of generations 
of Batman junkies. Fans will want to explore this fun 
website, which explores the long history of the Batmobile. 


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[m]  b i t s . n . b o b s 

You grew up in the 80s if...

You've ended a sentence with the word "SIKE".

Girls.. you yearned to be a member of the Baby-sitters club 
and tried to start a club of your own.

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on 
a Saturday to watch cartoons.

You got super-excited when it was Oregon Trail day in 
computer class at school.

L.A. Gear....need I say more?

You took lunch boxes to school... and traded Garbage Pail 
Kids in the schoolyard.

You remember going to the skating rink before there were 
inline skates.

You collected "Popples", spent way too much time with 
"Light Brights" (you're singing the song in your head, 
aren't you?) and loved glow worms.

You remember New Kids on the Block when they were cool... 
and don't even flinch when people refer to them as "NKOTB".

You had or attended a birthday party at McDonalds and (if 
you were lucky!) Chuckie Cheese.

You thought your childhood friends would never leave because 
you exchanged handmade friendship bracelets.

You remember the CRAZE, then the BANNING of slap bracelets.

You wore stonewashed Jordache jean jackets and were proud of 

You saw the original "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" on the 
big screen...and still know the turtles' names.

You can sing the rap to the "Fresh Prince of Bel-air", and 
can do the "Carlton."


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