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LAFF A DAY - Monday, June 16, 2008

Greetings Laff Lovers,

My son asked me the other day, "Daddy, why were you and Mommy 
wrestling in bed last night?" 

I said, "Because Mommy likes to wrestle with Daddy. She thinks 
she's good at it, but she always ends up getting pinned."

"I want to wrestle with Mommy too!" he announced. 

"I'm sorry, son," I said. "You're not old enough and we're 
not in Arkansas." 



"The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that 
reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything." 
 -Friedrich Nietzsche

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A guy's in the electric chair. The warden's just about to 
pull the switch when the guy gets the hiccups. 

The warden says, "Do you have any last requests?" 

The guy says, "(hic) Yeah... (hic) could you please do (hic) 
could you please do something to scare me?" 

"I have found little that is good about human beings. In my 
experience most of them are trash." 
 --Sigmund Frued

This Turtle Has A Secret...

Normal Price: $9.99
DEAL PRICE: $2.99 

What a great idea! That's what everyone says about this item. 

Not just an appealing garden statue, this turtle cleverly 
conceals a secret spot to hide your spare key. Tuck near a 
door for a handy hide away. Good for a house or garage key.

Grab one or two while they last. This is an item we made a 
special purchase on and it is Below Cost! Once it sells out 
it is gone forever. Makes a great Housewarming Gift too.

Because of the low price, we must limit you to no more than 
six (6) per order. Check it out by visiting: 

Turtle Key Hider/Holder

Two friends had agreed to meet at a resort for a weekend of 
fishing. The first arrived on Friday evening, as scheduled, 
but his fishing buddy never showed up. 

Finally about lunch-time the next day, the tardy fisherman 
arrived beaten and bandaged. 

When asked what the hell had happened, the wounded man 
replied, "The last thing I remember is stopping at the 
highway rest stop and spotting a parked car with what 
appeared to be people in the back seat, so I stuck my head 
through the window and asked, 'Hey, just how far is The 
Olde Log Inn?'" 

P.S. You can discuss this issue or any other topic in the 
new Laffaday forum. Check it out here... Laffaday Forum


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