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LAFF A DAY - Tuesday, June 17, 2008
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Greetings Laff Lovers,

I must have given my wife a real orgasm last night. This 
morning she actually made me scrambled eggs, sausages, toast 
and coffee. 

Usually she just cautions me not to use her 2 percent milk 
on my Wheaties. 

Job-well-done-ly, 

TZ


Q. What is the definition of Blood, Sweat and Tears? 

A. A blonde on her period standing in front of a tampon 
machine with a bent quarter.



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A husband had been away from home for a couple weeks and had 
a romantic evening planned for him and his wife. He sent the 
two older kids to the movies but could not persuade the 
youngest boy to go along. Finally he makes a deal with the 
boy. If the boy will go sit on the curb in front of their 
house, the father will give the boy $5 bucks for every man 
he sees go by in a red hat. 

A while later the little boy comes running into the house 
and bangs on the bedroom door and shouts "Dad, if you think 
your getting fucked in there, you'd better come outside, 
there's a Shriner convention going past.



I love to read those advice columns in the newspaper. I read 
one this morning. It said, "What's the worst thing a wife 
can get on her twenty fifth wedding anniversary?" 

"Morning Sickness."



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This woman goes into a dentist's office, after he is through 
examining her he says: "I am sorry to tell you this, but I 
am going to have to drill a tooth." 

The woman then says: "Ooooohhhh, the pain is so awful! I'd 
rather have a baby!" 

To which the dentist replies, "Make up your mind, I have to 
adjust the chair." 


P.S. You can discuss this issue or any other topic in the 
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           *** THE WORLD ACCORDING TO TZ ***

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