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LAFF A DAY - Monday, June 9, 2008

Greetings Laff Lovers,

My son came running up to me the other day and screamed, 
"Daddy! Daddy! Why was six afraid of seven?" 

"Why," I asked, amused and moved by his youthful enthusiasm. 

"Because seven ate nine!" he said, and burst into an near 
paralytic paroxysm of hysterical laughter. 

I laughed along with him. "Here's one for you," I said when 
he finally settled down, "What comes after 69?"

"70!" he said, excited to know the answer. 

"Wrong," I corrected. "Mouthwash." 



"It's a big night at CBS network. A new show premiered — 
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beer guts and hairy backs... and the men were worse." 
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While making rounds, a doctor points out an X-ray to a group 
of medical students. 

"As you can see," she says, "the patient limps because his 
left fibula and tibia are radically arched. Michael, what 
would you do in a case like this?" 

"Well," ponders the student, "I suppose I'd limp too." 

"George Washington had fifty-five children with slaves, so 
he was also the illegitimate father of the country. We should 
take him off the dollar and put him on food stamps." 
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A couple just started their Lamaze class and they were given 
an activity requiring the husband to wear a bag of sand to 
give him an idea of what it feels like to be pregnant. The 
husband stood up and shrugged saying, "This doesn't feel so 

The instructor then dropped a pen and asked the husband to 
pick it up. 

"You want me to pick up the pen as if I were pregnant, the 
way my wife would do it?" the husband asked. 

"Exactly," replied the instructor. 

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