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What happened to all the MILFs?

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LAFF A DAY - Thursday, June 12, 2008

Greetings Laff Lovers,

Dear Diary,

What's the deal with all of the mothers on my kids' sports 
teams? I mean I hate to be so shallow (but you know the real 
me, diary) but each one is uglier than the next. And they're 
loud, too--especially the mothers of the girls teams. They 
are constantly yelling at their daughters for the slightest 
things. The mothers of the boys don't yell that much. They 
just sit their being ugly.

Man, in previous years there were some hot women at those 
games. They provided the fodder for my fantasizing on those 
rare occasions when Tugboat TZ had a difficult time pulling 
into Tuna Town.

Yeah, it used to be cute MILFS prancing around, and now it's 
Rosanne Barr hanging over the bleachers, eating a burrito and 
yelling at her kids.



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A husband and wife are doing their grocery shopping.

The man picks up a case of beer and sticks in into the 
shopping cart.

"What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife.

"They're on sale, only $10.00 for 24 cans," he says.

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