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LAFF A DAY - Friday, June 6, 2008

Greetings Laff Lovers,

The wife is going out of town for a wedding this weekend. A 
friend of hers from back in the bayou is getting married...
to her brother...so it's going to be hog jowls and collard 
greens all weekend. 

That means I get to babysit. But as an experienced father I 
am more than prepared for two days alone with the kids. I 
bought two bottles of Nyquil this afternoon. Those kids are 
going to be unconscious by seven o'clock. 



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The three sleazy roommates decided it was time they went to 
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George and his beautiful blond wife are having hard financial 
times, so they decide that she'll become a hooker.

She's not quite sure what to do, so George says, 'Stand in 
front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him a hundred bucks. 
If you've got a question, I'll be parked around the corner.'

She's out there five minutes when a guy pulls up and asks, 
'How much?' 

She says, 'A hundred dollars'.  He says, 'Shit. All I've got 
is fifty'. 

She says, 'Hold on.' She runs back to George and asks, 'What 
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George says, 'A hand job.'

She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for fifty dollars 
is a Hand job. He says 'okay.' She gets in the car; he unzips 
his pants and whips out a HUGE cock. She stares at it for a 
minute, and then says, 'I'll be right back.'

She runs back around the corner and says breathlessly, 'George, 
can you lend this guy fifty bucks?'

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