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LAFF A DAY - Thursday, June 19, 2008

Greetings Laff Lovers,

As I was coming home yesterday I saw some teenager pulling 
out of our driveway in a beat-up pickup truck. When I got 
inside I asked my wife who the hell he was. 

"It's summer, TZ," she explained. "He's just a high school 
kid going around the neighborhood looking to mow lawns and 
do little landscaping jobs for cash." 

"Oh yeah?" I asked. "Did he ask if he could trim your bush 
for you?"

"Why...are you jealous?" she countered. 

I thought about it. "Is he willing to cuddle with you and 
talk about your feelings aferward?"



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A little fella walks into a bar. Unfortunately there is a 
pile of dog shit just inside the door, and he slips in it 
and falls over. He gets up, cleans himself up and walks to 
the bar and buys a drink. 

A great big man then enters the bar. He slips in the same 
pile of shit, falls, gets up, cleans up and buys a drink. 

The little guy turns to the big guy and, trying to strike 
up a conversation, points to the pile by the door and says, 
"I just did that." 

The big guy punches him in the mouth. 

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A priest was send to a very small church in the backwoods 
of Alaska. After a couple of years, the Bishop decided to 
pay the priest a visit to see how he was doing. 

The priest said that it was a really lonely job and that he 
couldn't have made it without his Rosary and two martinis 
each day. 

With that, the priest asked the Bishop, "Would you like 
to have a martini with me?" 

The Bishop replied, "Yes, that would be nice." 

The priest turned around and hollered towards the 
kitchen, "Rosary, would you fix us two martinis please!" 

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