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The aspirations of youth.

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LAFF A DAY - Monday, July 7, 2008
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Greetings Laff Lovers,

Lewis, the editor of Bizarre News, and I were sharing the 
elevator down to go home for the day. He was on his cell 
talking to his oldest son who just finished his first year 
at college. Lewis was smiling broadly and letting his son 
do all the talking. 

When they got off the phone, Lewis looked at me and said, 
"Ahh, the aspirations of the young! They dare to bite off 
more than they can chew and take risks to make their dreams 
come true!" 

I picked my butt because the underwear I had on was too 
tight. 

Lewis saw this and gave me a sideways look. "TZ, when you 
were young didn't you have dreams?" 

"Yeah," I said, "but most of them were wet ones." 

Reminiscingly, 

TZ


"Most parents of gay children are unprepared to give them 
guidance. It's not advisable for a lesbian daughter to try 
to use her father's method of keeping a woman happy: 'Agree 
to whatever she says, and then do what you want anyway.'" 
 --Bob Smith 



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The chief apologized, "I've used up all the virgins myself, 
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A salesman was testifying in his divorce proceedings against 
his wife."Please describe," said his attorney, "the incident 
that first caused you to entertain suspicions as to your 
wife's infidelity." 

"Well, I'm pretty much on the road all week," the man test-
ified. "So naturally when I am home, I'm attentive to the 
wife." One Sunday morning," he continued, "we were in the 
midst of some pretty heavy lovemaking when the old lady in 
the apartment next door pounded on the wall and yelled, 
'Can't you at least stop all that racket on the weekends?'" 



P.S. You can discuss this issue or any other topic in the 
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