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LAFF A DAY - Thursday, June 26, 2008

Greetings Laff Lovers,

Poor Clean Laffs Joe has been coming in looking a little worse 
for the wear lately. Marzee said, "Joe must have a new girl 
that's keeping him out late." Turning to Joe she said, "Maybe 
it's time you got serious and made a commitment?" 

"No chance of that, Marzee," I interjected. "Joe just found a 
new dating site for the rejects like himself. It's called: 
someonetobone.com and it's for the not so choosey." 

"TZ," Joe replied wearily, "I'm too tired to come up with 
a retort to every one of your juvenile attempts at humor. 
Please, just use your imagination and pretend I said some-
thing about your mother." 



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A guy is out with buddies and has a few drinks and is 
feeling horny but true to his wife, goes home. He finds 
her sound asleep in bed with her mouth wide open, so he 
gets two aspirin and drops them in her mouth. 

She starts to choke, but recovers and asks, "What the hell 
did you put in my mouth?" 

He says, "Two aspirin." 

She replies, "BUT I DON'T HAVE A HEADACHE!" 

He says, "That's all I wanted to hear."

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