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Sun bathing with Mr. Johnson.

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LAFF A DAY - Friday, June 20, 2008

Greetings Laff Lovers,

Today is the first day of summer and the beautiful weather 
reminded me of when I was a younger man and the wife and I 
bought our first house together. 

I always thought having a house with a fenced in yard would 
allow me the opportunity to sunbathe naked. Think about it, 
how often does Mr. Johnson get to feel with warm, sensual 
rays of the sun? I wonder what it would feel like to have 
a sun-tanned dick. 

It would be the closest I'll ever get to being hung like a 
black man. 



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One day Little Johnny heard a noise and peeked into his 
parents room to check it out. He opened the door to see 
his mom bent over the dresser and dad going at it behind 
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Dad yelled, " Johnny , what the hell are you doing?!?"

Little Johnny replied, "It's not so funny when it's your 
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There was a church down in Texas that had a young, very big-
busted organist. Her breasts were so huge that they bounced 
and jiggled while she played the organ. Her trim waist made 
the jiggle even that more apparent.

Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably 
- especially the men. The very proper church ladies were 
appalled. They said something had to be done about this or 
they would have to get another organist.

One of the ladies approached her very discreetly and told 
her to mash up some green persimmons, and rub them on her 
breasts and maybe they would shrink in size but warned her 
to not eat any of the green persimmons though because they 
are so sour, they will make your mouth pucker up and you 
won't be able to talk properly for a while.

She agreed to try it.

The following Sunday morning the minister got up on the 
pulpit and said, "Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol 
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