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LAFF A DAY - Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Greetings Laff Lovers,

Clean Laffs Joe found some spam in his mailbox this morning 
that said in big letters, "Satisfy the girl with a bigger 

"Hell," Joe said, "I wouldn't be caught dead with a girl 
with a dick that's bigger than mine." 

"Don't worry, Joe," I offered, "Transsexuals have notoriously 
small packages." 



"Today is independence day for Madagascar. That's where the 
pirates used to hang out and do 'piraty' things... like 
drink rum... powder their cannon balls and get into sword 
fights...like a party at Elton John's house." -Craig Ferguson


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Why Men Don't Write Advice Columns

Dear Walter: I hope you can help me here. The other day, I 
set off for work in my Volvo 1800 leaving my husband in the 
house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a 
mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car 
shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's 
help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in 
our bedroom with the neighbor lady. I am 32, my husband is 
34, and we have been married for twelve years.

When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they 
had been having an affair for the past six months. I told him 
to stop or I would leave him.

He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has 
been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him 
very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has 
become increasingly distant. He won't go to counseling and 
I'm afraid I can't get through to him anymore.

Can you please help?

Sincerely, Sheila

Dear Sheila: An 1800 stalling after being driven a short 
distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. 
Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. 
If it is clear, check the vacuum lines and hoses on the in-
take manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of 
these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel 
pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the 
carburetor float chamber.

I hope this helps.


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