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LAFF A DAY - Friday, June 27, 2008

Greetings Laff Lovers,

The chumps in the office were ordering lunch today and every-
body apparently was getting this pork chop sandwich with 
grilled onions. 

"Do you want to order with us, TZ?" one of them asked. "These 
pork chop sandwiches are delicious." 

"I don't dig on swine," I said, doing my best Samuel L. 
Jackson. "Pigs are filthy animals and I don't eat filthy 

"You've never had pork?" one of the editors asked. 

"Oh, I've had pork before, I just usually avoid it." 

"So what do you usually eat, then?" one of the girls asked. 

I stared her straight in the face and said, "Pussy."



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A white guy was having trouble satisfying his wife, so he 
went to his black buddy at work for advice. 

"Listen," said the inept white guy, "I know you soul 
brothers always satisfy your women. How do you do it?" 

"Oh, dat ain't no problem," said his friend. "What I does 
is stick it in 'em real slow, and then pull it out from 'em 
real fast. Keep doin' that and dey come every time." 

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asked his wife, "Honey, do notice anything different about 
the way I'm doing it?" 

"Yeah," she said, "you're screwing just like black guy." 

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