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LAFF A DAY - Thursday, July 3, 2008

Greetings Laff Lovers,

T-minus four hours to the long weekend. It's going to be 
a real trial. I don't know why I let the wife invite her 
mooching relatives over for a barbecue every year...pro-
bably because she won't have sex with me for six months 
if I refuse, and even I would get tired of masturbation 
after six months. 

But as long as I can keep any of them from getting drunk 
and passing out on the lawn overnight the rest of the 
weekend should be nice and quiet. 

Speaking of which...I will not be mailing Laffaday tomorrow 
since I will be off celebrating our nation's independence 
by feeding a half dozen rednecks I don't even like, but 
make sure to look for me again on Monday. 



It was late Saturday night and I asked my wife, "What would 
you say to a little 'oral' activity?" 

"That all depends..." she said, "your face or mine?" 

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Roger had set a double date for himself and his friend Tony. 
Roger said, "Tony, I'll give you first choice. Let me tell you 
what the girls are like. Sandra has kind of a dumpy figure and 
is plain-looking, but she gives an incredible blowjob. Suzie 
is pretty and has a great pair of legs, which she shows off by 
wearing high heels all the time." 

"Say no more," interrupted Tony. "I'll go for head over heels 

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called memories. Some take us forward, they're called 
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You are suffering form what is technically known as an Electra 
Complex," the psychiatrist is informing his blonde female 
patient. "In other words, you are in love with your father." 

The blonde breaks down into hysterical sobbing. 

"Now, now," comforts the shrink. "It's not all that bad." 

"Yes..(snif)...yes, it is," the blonde gets out between sobs. 
"I have no chance at all...he's a married man!" 

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