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LAFF A DAY - Thursday, July 10, 2008

Greetings Laff Lovers,

Well, I went home and experimented last night and....

Yes. Yes, I do. 

It's a good thing my wife loves me. 



"Big birthday news today — O.J. Simpson turned 61-years-old 
and he had a party with all his friends. There were no sur-
vivors." -Conan O'Brien

Do you remember Bozo The Clown?

If you're like me you grew up watching Bozo The Clown. There
were many different Bozo's around the country. Here in Chicago
it was Bob Bell. Even Willard Scott got his start being Bozo.

But there was one Bozo who started it all and to most people
he IS the one and only Bozo. That's Larry Harmon. 

On July 3, 2008 we lost Larry. Luckily his work and the magic
that is Bozo will live on forever. Check out this video clip
of Bozo. 

You can also buy the DVD at a discounted price. Check it out 
by visiting: Watch the magic of Bozo by visiting here

This guy leaves the bar, hoping he can get home early enough 
not to piss his wife off for drinking after work. He gets 
home and finds his boss in bed with his wife.

Later, back at the bar, the guy tells the bartender the 

"Wow, that's awful, what did you do?"

"Well, I carefully snuck back out the door, and hightailed 
it back here, shoot, they we're just getting started, so I 
figure, I got time for a couple more beers."

"Yeah. Actually there was one embarrassing moment for the 
President today at the G-8 Summit, they asked him if he 
supported alternative drilling, and he said he was fine 
with them as long as they don't get married." --Jay Leno


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Bert and Mabel were a week away from their wedding day. Bert 
was beginning to get very horny so he decided to take a 
chance. "Er, Mabel, as it is only a week to the big day, 
how's about a quick screw?" said Bert. 

Mabel's answer as expected was, "No Bert, it's only 6 days 
to go, however you can have a look at your prize." 

The next night Bert again pesters Mabel. Being an under-
standing sort, Mabel gives in and says, "It is still 5 days 
to go and as you've been a good fellow, I'll let you have a 
little feel of your prize." 

It only makes matters worse for Bert and by the next night 
he can hardly contain himself. Seeing his predicament Mabel 
greets Bert and whispers in his ear, "I can see what your 
problem is but you've still got 4 days to go. I will let you 
have a good sniff of your prize." 

Not being bashful, Bert lifts Mabel's skirts and sniffs. 

After a minute he comes up for air, "Mabel, do you think it 
will keep 'til Saturday?!"

P.S. You can discuss this issue or any other topic in the 
new Laffaday forum. Check it out here... Laffaday Forum


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