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LAFF A DAY - Tuesday, June 10, 2008
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Greetings Laff Lovers,

My wife said to me the other day, "Boy, you're getting old! 
Look at all your wrinkles!" 

I said, "They aren't wrinkles, they're laugh lines!"

She looked at me deadpanned, "Nothing is that funny."

Correctedly, 

TZ


"You can say I love kids as a general statement. That's 
fine. It's when you get specific that you get in trouble. 
'I love twelve-year-olds.'"  -Demetri Martin 



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This is a fool proof Best Friend Test.  If you don't believe 
it, just try this-

Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car for an 
hour. 

When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you? 



"I went to my nephew's birthday party and they had a pinata 
of that Shrek donkey. And I thought...you know what would 
be awesome is to take down that pinata, take out all that 
disgusting candy, and go to the store and instead by real 
chicken hearts and intestines, put it in there so that when 
that kids hits it and all that shit falls out of it I get 
to run up to him and yell, 'What did you do?!'" 
 -Christina Pazsitsky



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A middle-aged executive was becoming increasingly irritated 
by the constant ribbing he was taking from the junior em-
ployees who couldn't resist making fun of his baldness.

One morning, a particularly brash trainee had the gall to 
run his hand across the older man's gleaming head while 
loudly exclaiming: "Feels just like my wife's ass."

With a look of genuine curiosity, the aging executive 
rubbed his hand across his head. "You're right," he said, 
"it does..."


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