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LAFF A DAY - Thursday, June 5, 2008
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Greetings Laff Lovers,

I was looking through some old photographs back from when my 
wife and I were first dating. That was almost fifteen years 
ago. I was 25 or 30 pounds lighter, had more hair on my head, 
I owned my own video store at that time, believe it or not, 
so I was my own boss, I worked out four or five times a week 
so I was layered in muscle...God...my wife really scored when 
she landed me. 

Honestly, 

TZ


What are the three biggest tragedies in a man's life? 

A: Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife doesn't. 



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An conservative American woman wants to get married, but she 
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and all the furniture from the room piled in one corner.

"What happened?" she asks. 

"I've never been with a woman, but if it's anything like a 
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What's the best thing about fucking a transvestite?

Reaching around the front and thinking it's gone all the 
way through.



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P.S. You can discuss this issue or any other topic in the 
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           *** THE WORLD ACCORDING TO TZ ***

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