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LAFF A DAY - Monday, June 2, 2008
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Greetings Laff Lovers,

My wife had a doctor's appointment today. Nothing serious, 
just checking the plumbing for some kind of 'irritation' 
which is usually code for a yeast infection or a urinary 
tract infection. 

Anyway, she called me when she got home and said the doctor 
told her she couldn't make love. I've always known this, 
but how he find out? 

The-cat-is-out-of-the-bag-ly, 

TZ


In 1850 California became a state. Back then, the state had 
no electricity, no money, there were gun fights in the middle 
of the streets, and almost everyone spoke Spanish. So it was 
just like California today. Only back then the women had real 
tits. 



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You know, there was a time when men dreaded getting old 
because they knew it would rob them of their sexual power. 
But thanks to modern medicine, couples are having sex 
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buy edible panties fortified with calcium. 



A young couple were kissing passionately when, suddenly, the 
young man pulled back, smiled and said, "Honey, I have your 
gum." 

She looked puzzled as she said, "But I wasn't chewing gum." 
Then the light dawned as she said, "But I have a cold." 



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A guy meets a childhood pal. "What are you doing for your-
self these days?" 

"I'm a fireman," his old friend replies. 

"Yeah? My 15-year-old kid wants to be a fireman," says the 
guy. 

"Well," says his friend, "if you want some good advice, 
you've got to install a pole in your house that will go to 
the basement so your kid can practice, because the hardest 
thing for a fireman is to jump off into space and catch 
that pole in the middle of the night." 

Ten years later, the two guys happen to meet again. 

"Well, did your son become a fireman?" 

"No," moans the guy, "but my daughter is a stripper." 


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