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LAFF A DAY                           Wednesday, July 30, 2008
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Greetings Laff Lovers,

I saw Clean Laffs Joe furiously scratching lottery tickets at 
his desk today. 

"You know you have as much chance of getting hit by lightning 
as you do of hitting the lottery," I offered helpfully. 

"That's the Mega Millions," he answered, not even looking up. 
"These are instants. My chances of getting the jackpot are 
comparatively much better with these, at about 900,000 to one." 

"Oh, so about as much of a chance as you getting laid by an 
actual woman." 

Statistically, 

TZ


When you are dating, you picture the two of you together, 
growing old together. 

When you are married....You wonder who will die first.



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A sailor came home from a year-long deployment only to find 
his wife with a new born baby. Furious, he was determined to 
track down the father to extract revenge. 

"Was it my friend Sam?" he demanded. 

"No!" his weeping wife replied. 

"Was it my friend Jim then?" he asked. 

"NO!" she said even more upset. 

"Well, which one of my no-good friends did this then?" he 
yelled. 

"Don't you think I have any friends of my own?" she screamed. 



"The state of New Hampshire is going to allow prison in-
mates to enter into civil unions... which is good news 
for inmates who are in love — but bad news for their cell 
mates." -Jay Leno



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A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful 
woman. After a few minutes he turns to her and says, "Can I 
smell your pussy?" 

The woman looks at him in disgust and says, "Certainly not!" 

"Hmmm," he replies. "It must be your feet, then."


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           *** THE WORLD ACCORDING TO TZ ***

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