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LAFF A DAY                            Thursday, July 24, 2008
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Greetings Laff Lovers,

I remember back in the nineties when they first came out with 
vision correction surgery. Back then it was radial keratotomy. 
They actually made incisions in your cornea with a diamond 
knife in order to reshape the surface of the eye. 

It sounds like medieval torture, doesn't it? 

My eyes have always been a little off, but never bad enough 
to warrant somebody slicing up my eyeballs with a knife. 

Nowadays they have a whole new procedure that's done with 
computers and lasers. It's called LASIK. 

An instrument called a microkeratome is used to create a 
thin, circular flap in the cornea. The surgeon folds the 
flap back out of the way, then removes some corneal tissue 
underneath using an ultraviolet laser in order to reshape 
the cornea so it focuses light correctly. 

I wish they had this Star Trek shit fifteen years ago when I 
was first looking into eye surgery. 

If you are interested in learning any more about the LASIK 
procedure click the link to ALL ABOUT VISION below. 

They have all the information you could ever want to know. 
If you are a good candidate you could have near perfect 
vision before you know it! You never know unless you click. 

Visit: All About Vision

Clearly, 

TZ


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The ambitious coach of a girls track team gives the squad 
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Each morning Jake would drive down Sunset Blvd. on his way 
to work. For the past year a pretty hooker standing on the 
corner of Sunset gave him the eye as he passed. Of late, she 
took to showing him parts of what he would get if he stopped 
to pick her up. Jake was a good husband and family man and 
didn't want to cheat on his wife. However, lately the hooker 
was looking so tempting, he could not get her out of his mind. 

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psychiatrist. He told the psychiatrist she was driving him 
crazy, he was married 25 years, and did not want to cheat on 
his wife. 

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The psychiatrist said, "Take Melrose Avenue." 



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