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It was the second one that did me in.

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LAFF A DAY - Monday, July 21, 2008

Greetings Laff Lovers,

I hobbled into the office all hunched over and in pain. 

"What happened, TZ?" Marzee, the editor of our Daily Recipe 
list asked. 

"I blew out my back." 

"Oh, you poor dear!" she said empathetically while hurrying 
over to lend me a hand. "How?" 

"Well, I was showing my wife how I wanted her to put her 
ankles when we make love, and kablooey, searing pain... You 
know, the first ankle went behind my head pretty easily. It 
was the second one that did me in." 



"This is a weird story. President Bush has apologized today 
for scolding a member of the White House press corps for 
wearing sunglasses because he found out the reporter is 
legally blind. Bush also apologized for telling physicist 
Stephen Hawking to 'get off your lazy ass.'" -Conan O'Brien

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"Darling," whispered a frail little husband from his chair. 
"I'm very sick, would you please call me a vet?" 

"A vet? Why do you want a vet and not a medical doctor?" 
asked his wife. 

The husband replied, "Because I work like a horse, live like 
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I watched an ant climb a blade of grass this morning. When 
he reached the top, his weight bent the blade down to the 
ground. Then, twisting his thorax with insectile precision, 
he grabbed hold of the next blade. In this manner, he 
traveled across the lawn, covering as much distance 
vertically as he did horizontally, which amused and 
delighted me. 

And then, all at once, I had what is sometimes called an 
"epiphany", a moment of heightened awareness in which 
everything becomes clear. Yes, hunched over that ant on my 
hands and knees, I suddenly knew what I had to do... Quit 
drinking before noon. 

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