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LAFF A DAY - Wednesday, June 4, 2008
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Greetings Laff Lovers,

Good news for West Virginia, Alabama and Kentucky. The 
couriermail.com.au is reporting that recent research in 
Australia has shown most babies born to first-cousins are 
healthy, challenging the myth that inbreeding frequently 
leads to deformities such as heart disease, mental retar-
dation, deafness and even blindness. 

Professor Alan Bittles, an adjunct professor at the Centre 
for Comparative Genomics at Murdoch University, who has 
spent 30 years researching the topic says most children 
born to first-cousins are healthy.

Bittles reviewed 48 studies from 11 countries and found 
that the risks of birth defects rose from about 2 per cent 
in the general population to 4 per cent in consanguineous 
or same blood couples. 

So there you go, folks. If you cousin is so hot you just 
can't help yourself you only have a four percent chance 
of having a baby with two heads, or something. 

Or, you could just lay off the bathtub moonshine. 

Relatively, 

TZ


"I'd like to learn a new language: Scottish. It's a mixture 
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The bank robbers arrived just before closing and promptly 
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One nervous blonde pulled off all her clothes and lay down 
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A couple felt that their intimate life wasn't what it used 
to be, so they went to see a sex therapist.

After listening to their complaints, the therapist suggested 
they try a new position.

"For example," the therapist said, "you might try the wheel-
barrow. Lift her legs, penetrate, and off you go."

When they got home, the eager husband was all for trying 
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           *** THE WORLD ACCORDING TO TZ ***

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