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LAFF A DAY - Wednesday, July 9, 2008
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Greetings Laff Lovers,

The other night the wife was commenting (making fun of) my 
orgasm face. Everybody has an orgasm face. Some people squint, 
some people gasp, some people pant, some people hold their 
breath. I've even had a woman cry on me...this was back in 
college before I met my wife. You want to talk about being 
freaked out. I thought I had punctured her cervix or some-
thing, but she told me that's just how she reacts when she 
cums. Weird. 

Anyway...the wife told me I look like I'm about to throw up 
when I orgasm. And I was about to retort when it occurred to 
me that I have never seen myself cum. In all the years I have 
been having sex (and jerking off) I have never done it in 
front of a mirror. 

So tonight I have a project for myself. I am going to jerk 
off in front of a mirror and see once and for all if I really 
look like I am going to blow chunks when I blow my load. 

Why does this feel really gay to me? 

Experimentally,

TZ


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When to Propose... Or Not

Men who can answer "yes" to five or more of these questions should
consider carefully before proposing marriage.

* In the kitchen, has she ever referred to an oven as "that square
thing?"

* Does she use the phrase "you know" more than twice per sentence?

* Is she making monthly payments of more than $300 to a plastic
surgeon.

* Have you noticed her name tattoed on three or more local bikers?

* Have you noticed three or more local bikers' names tattooed on
her?

* Does she regularly compare your love-making talents to an old
boyfriend's?

* Does she regularly compare your love-making talents to the Green
Bay
Packers?

* Does she have a wholesale source for Deodorant-in-a-Drum?

* Has she ever used the word poo-poo?

* If forced to use it at all, does she choose to spell the word sex?

* Does her resume include a six-year stint at Big Leg
Emma's House of Painful Delights?

When to Accept a Proposal... Or Not..

Women who can answer "yes" to five or more of these questions should
consider carefully before accepting a proposal of marriage

* On his first date with you, did he pick you up early so you could
help
with his laundry?

* To reach him in an emergency, would anyone think to call the local
adult bookstore?

* Has he ever bragged about seeing every episode of "Gilligan's
Island"
at least four times?

* Is it unclear to some people whether that's a mustache or just a
lot
of unruly nose hair?

* Is his idea of a classy restaurant one where every table has its
own
stack of ketchup packets?

* Does his car get more than sixty miles per gallon?

* Does the label on his deodorant include the phrase "Industrial
Strength?"

* Has he memorized the telephone number of at least one
bail-bondsman.


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