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LAFF A DAY - Thursday, July 17, 2008

Greetings Laff Lovers,

When my wife came home yesterday afternoon to find the kitchen 
and living room a mess, the laundry still in a pile by the 
washer and me on the couch having done nothing but eat chips 
and watch TV all afternoon. 

She shook her finger at me, "Watch yourself, mister, or you're 
going to make me do something I don't want to do!" 

"Wow," I thought, "I can't believe I'm going to get a blowjob 
out of this." 



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A guy came home from work, "Honey, where are you?" 

"I'm upstairs douching," his wife answered. 

"I told you never to talk like that!" he yelled. 

"What do you want," she replied, "good grammar or good 

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