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LAFF A DAY                              Friday, July 25, 2008

Greetings Laff Lovers,

The God-damned company picnic is tomorrow. I don't suppose 
I'll be lucky enough to need an emergency root canal in the 
next 20 hours or so. 

About six years ago I was stupid enough to volunteer to go 
pick up the giant rental barbecue grill we use every year 
and I've been saddled with the job ever since. 

Let that be a lesson to you, folks, don't ever volunteer for 
anything, ever. 

I guess I shouldn't exaggerate so much. Once everything gets 
set up the picnic is usually pretty fun. And the kids enjoy 
the hell out of it. It's just so much work to get everything 
organized for fifty or sixty freeloaders. 

If anybody gets drunk and pukes or there is a knife fight or 
something I'll tell you about it next week. 

Enjoy your weekend!


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Dude #1: "So it's either lots of bran every day, or just wake 
up to a cigarette and coffee. Works for me every time." 

Dude #2: "So there's a health benefit to your vices, huh?" 

Dude #1: "I guess so." 

Dude #2: "I wonder if gay guys have good shits. Maybe that's 
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Dude #1: "I'll stick to cigarettes and coffee, thanks." 

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