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I never had the heart to tell him.

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LAFF A DAY - Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Greetings Laff Lovers,

My neighbor who likes to brag once told me a story about 
one of his past flings. 

"I dated this smokin', big boned Portuguese girl once and 
she was an animal. Believe or not, she had a four inch clit! 
And boy did she ever love oral sex. That's actually all we 
ever did. She would never let me bang her." 

I just never had the heart to tell him. 



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Ordering the "Herb-basted chicken" seemed like a good 
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A farmer walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm. 
"Honey, this pig is what I fuck when you don't feel well." 

The wife looks up from the magazine she's reading and says, 
"That's not a pig, it's a sheep." 

The man replies, "I was talking to the sheep." 

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