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LAFF A DAY                           Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Greetings Laff Lovers, 

You might notice the first ad in today's issue is a new pro-
duct we're carrying called the BARK CONTROL COLLAR. I'm sure 
you've seen this kind of thing before. 

I'm just wondering...do you think this gizmo might work on 
my wife? Maybe if I modified it to be worn between the 



"New pictures of Britney Spears have emerged... holding 
a pack of cigarettes while her son, Sean Preston, has a 
lighter in his hand. At least they're spending quality time 
together. A lot of moms don't make time to smoke with their 
kids." -Jimmy Kimmel

Do yourself and your neighbors a favor...

Retail Price: $14.99

Bark Control Collar makes pet training easy. The high pitched 
tones, inaudible to humans, reinforce commands and dramatically 
reduce training time by omitting gentle but irritating negative 
stimulus when the dag barks, thereby calming the action. 

Bark Control Collar requires one 9V battery not included.

- Train your dog away from annoying barking with this smart 
electronic Bark Control Collar. 

- It will teach your dog to stop Barking. 

- Teaches your pet to break the barking habit without pain, shock 
or needless Trauma. 

- Safe, Humane and Effective. 

Do yourself and your neighbors a favor and get the Bark Control 
Collar today. BARK CONTROL COLLAR...

Q: How many Bush administration officials does it take to 
change a lightbulb? 
A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its 
conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack 
of incandescence are a delusional spin from the liberal 
media. There is no shortage of filament. That light bulb 
has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the 
lighting effect.  Why do you hate freedom?   

"Did you know it was ride your motorcycle to work day? Not 
to be confused with Bill Clinton's favorite day. That's 
ride your hog at work day. That's a whole other thing." 
 --Jay Leno 

GLASS MAGIC with Microfiber
The Easiest Way To Clean Glass...

Normal Price: $14.99 

Tired of the hassle of cleaning windows and getting those 
stubborn spots off? Now you can clean glass more thoroughly 
and easier than ever with the new Glass Magic Cleaning System. 

Glass Magic conforms to curved surfaces and gets into those hard 
to reach corners for a complete all-around clean like you've 
never seen before. 

Set Includes: Glass Magic Cleaning Tool, Two (2) Reversible, 
Reusable Microfiber Cleaning Bonnets, One (1) Mesh "Grime 
Buster" Bonnet, One (1) Plastic Spray Bottle

Best of all the bonnets are washable, reversible and reusable so 
you can save money and use the Glass Magic over and over again! 

Not only will you clean easier, faster, and more effectively 
than before, you will save money by never having to use chemical 
sprays and paper towels again! GLASS MAGIC with Microfiber

While purchasing some condoms, the young man remarked with a 
smile, "I'm giving my girl a birthday present tonight." 

"Yes, sir," smiled the drug clerk. Then he added, forcing a 
straight face, "Would you perhaps like these gift-wrapped?" 

"That wouldn't make much sense," said the customer. "They are 
the gift wrapping." 

P.S. You can discuss this issue or any other topic in the 
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