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LAFF A DAY - Friday, July 11, 2008

Dear Diary, Here's how my love and I communicate...

"Your getting old," my wife said as she ran her hands through 
my graying hair. "I loved the way your temples were gray and 
the rest was still black, but now..."

"Gray hair is a mark of wisdom," I countered. "Remember how 
Charlton Heston went up the mountain with black har and came 
down all gray and wise? I'm like that."

"You are wise and strong..."

OK, OK, that's not exactly how the conversation went. It 
actually went like this.

Wife: "You look old. How about if I dye your hair?"

Me: "What, and make me look like my uncle with blue/black 
hair? No thanks. I'm au naturelle."

Wife: "TZ, your erections are already a bit soggy, your hair 
is going gray and next your ass is going to drop. I might 
just have me a fling with a stud who doesn't have those 

Me: "I'm gray because of you and your damned kids, my 
erections are soggy because of you, and if my ass drops it's 
going to be on your cousin Patty's face. But I'll tell you 
what: I'll use that Touch of Gray stuff we're peddling at 
the office because it's easy and doesn't have a mix or a 
mess. Some swipes with the comb and I'm done--under one 
condition: you toss my salad."

Wife: "Is that the one where your ass gets licked?"

Me: "Yeah."

Wife: "Sorry, Charlie. The only ass I'm ever going to lick 
is the guy I'm with after you. And I'll only do it to him 
to spite you."

Me: "But how will I know?"

Wife: "It'll be one of your friends' ass that I'm licking." 

Me: "OK. I'll tell them they have a shot."

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he says. "I was angry at that driver, but that was no excuse 
for what I said. It was wrong. But just because I said it, 
it doesn't make it right, and I don't ever want to hear you 
saying it. Is that clear?" 

His son looks at him and says, "Too late, douche-bag." 

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One of our female members, who shall remain nameless, took 
a vacation to France some years ago with one of her girl-

Her husband drove her to the airport and wished her a good 
trip. The wife asked, "Would you like me to bring something 
back for you?"

The husband laughed and says, "How about a French girl!"

Our lady kept quiet, didn't respond and went into the 

Two weeks later her husband picked her up at the airport and 
asked, "So, honey, how was the trip?"

"Really great, I loved Paris."

"And, what happened to my present?"

"Which present?"

"What I asked for....the French girl?"

"Oh, that? Well, I did what I could, now we'll have to wait 
nine months to see if it's a girl."

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