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    Film Quotes and TV Trivia - Thursday, August 10, 2006     
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                    ? Television Trivia ?
                        Will & Grace
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1) What couple do Will and Grace often invite over for 
   game night?
A) Bob and Jill
B) Rob and Ellen 
C) Gary and Greg
D) Jack and Karen
 
2) Which of the following men has Grace never dated? 
A) Danny
B) Nathan 
C) Liam 
D) Will
 
3) What does Karen often call Will? 
A) Wilma 
B) Willie
C) Silly Sally
D) Samantha
 
4) In one episode, Will fights with Jack over the existence 
   of a "Gay Mafia". Who ends up showing up as the Mafia's 
   leader?
A) Elton John 
B) Rupert Everett
C) Lance Bass
D) Tom Cruise
 
5) What is the name of Karen's much talked about, but never 
   seen, husband? 
A) Sam
B) Walter
C) Richard
D) Stan 

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		   Today's Movie Quotes
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Comedy
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Quote: "I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?" 

Clue: First comes love. Then comes the interrogation. 

Musical 
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Quote: "When you're a Jet, you're a Jet all the way! From 
       you first cigarette your last dyin' days." 

Clue: "BEST PICTURE!" Winner of 10 Academy Awards! - 1961 

Comedy
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Quote: "I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very 
       good, but a diamond tiara lasts forever."

Clue: The Two M-M-Marvels Of Our Age In The Wonder Musical 
      Of The World! 

Horror
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Quote: "They're watching Snow White. And they love it." 

Clue: They didn't obey the rules. 

Action
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Quote: "That's right! Ice... man. I am dangerous." 

Clue: Up there with the best of the best. 

Comedy 
------
Quote: "Man this Yoohoo is good, you know what else is 
       good, smoking dope. I ain't gonna rat you out. 
       You know, puffing the cheeba, go by the see saw 
       smoke a j. You know what I'm talking about?" 

Clue: Nature called. Look who answered. 

Comedy 
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Quote: "You're the only man in the world with clenched 
       hair." 

Clue: Even More Funny On The Screen... Than It Was As A 
      Broadway And City-To-City Stage Smash! 

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----------------- Today's Quotes Answers -------------------
Comedy
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Quote: "I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?" 
  
- Robert De Niro as Jack Brynes in "Meet the Parents" 

Musical 
------
Quote: "When you're a Jet, you're a Jet all the way! From 
       you first cigarette your last dyin' days." 

- Russ Tamblyn as Riff in "West Side Story" 

Comedy 
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Quote: "I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very 
       good, but a diamond tiara lasts forever."

- Marilyn Monroe as Lorelei Lee in "Gentlemen Prefer 
  Blondes" 

Horror
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Quote: "They're watching Snow White. And they love it." 

- Zach Galligan as Billy Peltzer in "Gremlins" 

Action
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Quote: "That's right! Ice... man. I am dangerous." 

- Tom Cruise as Maverick in "Top Gun" 

Comedy
------
Quote: "Man this Yoohoo is good, you know what else is 
       good, smoking dope. I ain't gonna rat you out. 
       You know, puffing the cheeba, go by the see saw 
       smoke a j. You know what I'm talking about?" 

- Adam Sandler as Sonny Koufax in "Big Daddy" 

Comedy 
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Quote: "You're the only man in the world with clenched 
       hair." 

- Walter Matthau as Oscar Madison in "The Odd Couple" 

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------------------ Television Trivia Answers ---------------
                         Will & Grace
                     
1) What couple do Will and Grace often invite over for 
   game night?
B) Rob and Ellen 
 
2) Which of the following men has Grace never dated? 
C) Liam 
 
3) What does Karen often call Will?
A) Wilma 
 
4) In one episode, Will fights with Jack over the existence 
   of a "Gay Mafia". Who ends up showing up as the Mafia's 
   leader? 
A) Elton John 
 
5) What is the name of Karen's much talked about, but never 
   seen, husband?
D) Stan 

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