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    Film Quotes and TV Trivia - Thursday, August 17, 2006
        "For Quotes and Trivia You'll Go Nuts Over"
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`o `o `o `o `o `o Fresh From The Knot-Hole `o `o `o `o `o `o

Fellow Screen and Tube Nuts,

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"Sicilians are great liars. The best in the world. 
I'm Sicilian. My father was the world heavy-weight 
champion of Sicilian liars. From growing up with him 
I learned the pantomime. There are seventeen different 
things a guy can do when he lies to give himself away. 
A guys got seventeen pantomimes. A woman's got twenty, 
but a guy's got seventeen... but, if you know them, like 
you know your own face, they beat lie detectors all to 
hell. Now, what we got here is a little game of show and 
tell. You don't wanna show me nothin', but you're tellin 
me everything. I know you know where they are, so tell 
me before I do some damage you won't walk away from." 

- Christopher Walken as Vincenzo Coccotti in "True Romance" 

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                    ? Television Trivia ?
                    SpongeBob Squarepants 
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1) What noise does SpongeBob's pet snail Gary make? 

a) Slurp 
b) Meow 
c) Woof 
d) Moo 

2) In the theme song, SpongeBob is said to be absorbent, 
   porous, and? 

a) have holes like Swiss cheese 
b) happy 
c) yellow 
d) pineappley 

3) What is Squidward's last name? 
a) Smith 
b) Squid 
c) Barnacles 
d) Tentacles 

4) What is SpongeBob's job at the Krusty Krab? 

a) fry cook 
b) janitor 
c) cashier 
d) manager 

5) Where does Patrick live? 

a) in a pineapple 
b) at the Krusty Krab 
c) under a rock 
d) with Mrs. Puff 

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		   Today's Movie Quotes
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Comedy
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Quote: "You could always tell what kind of a person a man 
       thinks you are by the earrings he gives you. I must 
       say, the mind reels."

Clue: The craziest heroine who ever crept between the pages 
      of a best-selling novel! 

Thriller 
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Quote: "Well, what am I supposed to do? You won't answer 
       my calls, you change your number. I mean, I'm not 
       gonna be ignored, Dan!" 

Clue: On the other side of drinks, dinner and a one night 
      stand, lies a terrifying love story. 

Drama 
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Quote: "Look, spaghetti arms. This is my dance space. This 
       is your dance space. I don't go into yours, you 
       don't go into mine. You gotta hold the frame." 

Clue: Have The Time Of Your Life. 

Sci-Fi  
------
Quote: "You could be happy here, I could take care of you. 
       I wouldn't let anybody hurt you." 

Clue: He is afraid. He is totally alone. He is 3 million 
      light years from home. 

Horror 
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Quote: "One thing about living in Santa Carla I never 
       could stomach, all the damn vampires." 

Clue: Sleep all day. Party all night. Never grow old. 
      Never die. It's fun to be a vampire. 

Action 
------
Quote: "I just stole fifty cars in one night! I'm a little 
       tired, little *wired*, and I think I deserve a 
       little appreciation!" 

Clue: Ice Cold, Hot Wired. 

Thriller
------
Quote: "I could shoot you in the middle of Mardi Gras, and 
       they can't touch me."

Clue: Murder isn't always a crime. 

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best beer I've ever had. Actually, I'm just glad to be 
alive right now. I was up a few towns away... you know 
Saragosa? I was visiting a bar there, not unlike this one. 
They serve beer... not quite as good as this, but close. 
And I saw something you wouldn't believe. I'm sitting there 
see, small table all by myself at this bar. It's full of 
real low-lives. I mean, not like this place here. No, I 
mean bad. Like they were up to no good. Anyway, I'm by 
myself... I like it that way. Meanwhile, things are going 
on... under the table kinds of things. Not too obvious 
but, not too secret either. So, I'm sitting there. And in 
walks the biggest Mexican I have ever seen. Big as shit. 
Just walks right in like he owns the place. And nobody 
knew quite what to make of him... or quite what to think. 
There he was and in he walked. He was dark too. I don't 
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was always walking in a shadow. I mean every step he took 
toward the light, just when you thought his face was about 
to be revealed... it wasn't. It was as if the lights 
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----------------- Today's Quotes Answers -------------------
Comedy
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Quote: "You could always tell what kind of a person a man 
       thinks you are by the earrings he gives you. I must 
       say, the mind reels." 
  
- Audrey Hepburn as Holly Golightly in "Breakfast at 
  Tiffany's" 

Thriller 
------
Quote: "Well, what am I supposed to do? You won't answer 
       my calls, you change your number. I mean, I'm not 
       gonna be ignored, Dan!" 

- Glenn Close as Alex Forrest in "Fatal Attraction" 

Drama 
------
Quote: "Look, spaghetti arms. This is my dance space. This 
       is your dance space. I don't go into yours, you 
       don't go into mine. You gotta hold the frame." 

- Patrick Swayze as Johnny Castle in "Dirty Dancing" 

Sci-Fi 
------
Quote: "You could be happy here, I could take care of you. 
       I wouldn't let anybody hurt you." 

- Henry Thomas as Elliot in "E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial" 

Horror 
------
Quote: "One thing about living in Santa Carla I never 
       could stomach, all the damn vampires." 

- Barnard Hughes as Grandpa in "The Lost Boys" 

Action 
------
Quote: "I just stole fifty cars in one night! I'm a little 
       tired, little *wired*, and I think I deserve a 
       little appreciation!" 

- Nicolas Cage as Randall 'Memphis' Raines in "Gone in 60 
  Seconds" 

Thriller 
------
Quote: "I could shoot you in the middle of Mardi Gras, and 
       they can't touch me." 

- Ashley Judd as Elizabeth 'Libby' Parsons in "Double 
  Jeopardy"

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------------------ Television Trivia Answers ---------------
                     SpongeBob Squarepants 
                     
1) What noise does SpongeBob's pet snail Gary make? 
b) Meow 

2) In the theme song, SpongeBob is said to be absorbent, 
   porous, and? 
c) yellow 

3) What is Squidward's last name? 
d) Tentacles  

4) What is SpongeBob's job at the Krusty Krab? 
a) fry cook 

5) Where does Patrick live?  
c) under a rock  

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