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           GOPHER BITS - Friday, March 24, 2006
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Greetings, 

How is everyone enjoying their Spring so far? In case you 
didn't notice it, Spring was supposed to have sprung on 
Monday, the 20th. Not that you could tell from the weather 
here in the Chicago area. In January it was up around 60 
degrees and now, at the end of March, we're enjoying 
freezing temperatures and even snow. That's global warming 
for you. 

But you can't expect Spring to start on the 20th like 
turning on a switch. The reason March 20th is the official 
first day of Spring is because it is the Vernal Equinox. 

The Equinox is when the Sun will cross directly over the 
Earth's equator. Translated literally, equinox means "equal 
night" because the sun is positioned above the equator, day 
and night are about equal in length all over the world. 
That also means the days will now start to get longer as 
well as warmer. Unless you're on the other side of the world 
in which case...welcome to Fall! 

Have you had enough Earth Science for today? Okay, let's 
get on with today's issue! 

Campbell

campbell@gophercentral.com

P.S. If you're interested we now have a blog. You can post 
comments on this and recent issues at... Gopher Bits Blog

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     ? Guess This Week's BRAIN TEASER and MOVIE QUOTE ?
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TEASE: 

Decapitate me and all becomes equal. Then truncate me and 
I become second. Cut me front and back and I become two 
less than I started. What am I?


MOVIE QUOTE: 

"Hey! Is this guy boring you? Why don't you come talk to me 
instead? I'm from a different planet. Seriously! You want 
to see my spaceship?"


              *** Answers at the bottom! *** 

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401 before he could let go. He clung to the trailer until a 
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******************* WEEKLY JOKES ******************** 

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how about turkey style?" replied his wife. 

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****************** WEEKL VIDEO CLIP *******************

Crazy Sci-Fi Dance Routine - Raquel Welch

Not many people know that besides acting, singing and looking 
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    ? This Week's BRAIN TEASER and MOVIE QUOTE Answers ?
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TEASE: 

Decapitate me and all becomes equal. Then truncate me and 
I become second. Cut me front and back and I become two 
less than I started. What am I?

TEASE ANSWER: The word Seven.

seven 
even (equal) 
eve (2nd person, according to the Bible) 
v (Roman numeral five; two less than seven)


MOVIE QUOTE: 

"Hey! Is this guy boring you? Why don't you come talk to me 
instead? I'm from a different planet. Seriously! You want to 
see my spaceship?"

MOVIE QUOTE ANSWER: 

Zaphod Beeblebrox (Sam Rockwell) in The Hitchhiker's Guide 
to the Galaxy. 


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