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Greetings, 

Don't forget to check out the video clip from "The Usual 
Suspects" at the bottom of the page. This is one of my all 
time favorite movies. "How do you shoot the devil in the 
back? What if you miss?" 

There are a couple more clips from "The Usual Suspects" on 
http://www.evtv1.com if you want to search for them. Okay, 
let's get started on this weekend! 

Campbell

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P.S. If you're interested we now have a blog. You can post 
comments on this and recent issues at... Gopher Bits Blog

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     ? Guess This Week's BRAIN TEASER and MOVIE QUOTE ?
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TEASE: 

I help you get lost 
In magical worlds. 
You move me around 
With all your fingers. 
Time can fly by 
Before you know it. 
Lost in this world? 
You better believe it! 
Images will flash 
Before your eyes. 
Controlling me, 
Would be most wise. 
Then you will see 
The end at last. 
Sometimes better, 
When completed fast. 

What am I?


MOVIE QUOTE: 

"Are you a God-fearing man, Senator? That is such a strange 
phrase. I've always thought of God as a teacher; a bringer 
of light, wisdom, and understanding. You see, I think what 
you really fear is me. Me and my kind. Oh, it's not so sur-
prising really. Mankind has always feared what it doesn't 
understand. Well, don't fear God, Senator, and certainly 
don't fear me. Not any more." 


              *** Answers at the bottom! *** 

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******************** CELEBRITY NOOZ ********************

Will This Be A Guilty Pleasure...?

For those of you who are fans of Corey Feldman and Corey Haim 
you'll be happy to know that the two are teaming up for a 
satirical reality-based comedy called 'The Coreys.' They will 
portray fictional versions of themselves. If you want to know 
what Corey Haim has been up to, prior to this new project, we 
featured him in Where Are They Now last year, here is a link 
to the story: http://www.celebritynooz.com/watn/corey_haim.html


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************** BIZARRE STORY OF THE WEEK *************** 

------ Instead of Wife Swap, New Delhi Does Wife Rent ------

NEW DELHI - Husbands in India have found a new way to make 
some extra cash - they rent out their wives to other men. 
Atta Prajapati rents out his wife Laxmi to a landowner for 
$175 US a month. She is expected to live with the man, look 
after him and his house, and even have sex with him. The 
Times of India reports that several men rent their wives to 
other men on a month-by-month basis. These husbands are 
cashing in on the shortage of single woman in India, caused 
by the fact that many parents abort female fetuses, prefer-
ring sons to daughters. The reason for this is because a 
daughter's parents usually have to pay the groom's family a 
dowry, which is often a big financial burden.


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******************** WEEKLY JOKES ********************* 

LAFF A DAY: 

One ovary said to the other, "I think we're going to have 
some music tonight."

The other one asked, "Why do you say that?"

The other replied, "I Just saw two nuts pushing an organ 
through the door."


      (WARNING! Contains adult humor and language) 


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CLEAN LAFFS: 

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I breathe somebody dies?"

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****************** WEEKL VIDEO CLIP *******************

The Usual Suspects - Play Or Die

Kobayashi (Pete Postlethwaite) informs the band of criminals 
what they have to look forward to if they deviate from the 
plan. Dean Keaton (Gabriel Byrne) looks unhappy with the 
arrangement. 

View it at: The Usual Suspects



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    ? This Week's BRAIN TEASER and MOVIE QUOTE Answers ?
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TEASE: 

I help you get lost 
In magical worlds. 
You move me around 
With all your fingers. 
Time can fly by 
Before you know it. 
Lost in this world? 
You better believe it! 
Images will flash 
Before your eyes. 
Controlling me, 
Would be most wise. 
Then you will see 
The end at last. 
Sometimes better, 
When completed fast. 

What am I?

TEASE ANSWER: Video Games


MOVIE QUOTE: 

"Are you a God-fearing man, Senator? That is such a strange 
phrase. I've always thought of God as a teacher; a bringer 
of light, wisdom, and understanding. You see, I think what 
you really fear is me. Me and my kind. Oh, it's not so sur-
prising really. Mankind has always feared what it doesn't 
understand. Well, don't fear God, Senator, and certainly 
don't fear me. Not any more." 

MOVIE QUOTE ANSWER: Ian McKellen as Magneto in "X-Men"


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