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           GOPHER BITS - Friday, November 24, 2006
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Has everybody recovered from Thanksgiving? I haven't. I don't 
know why I did it...but something possessed me to have a 
turkey sandwich for breakfast this morning. And now I'm 
regretting it. Maybe it wasn't just the turkey sandwich, but 
the stuffing I put on it and all the gravy I soaked it in. 
Probably not the best way to start out the day, but when I 
start eating turkey I just can't seem to stop!


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     ? Guess This Week's BRAIN TEASER and MOVIE QUOTE ?
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Rearrange the following letters to form the title of a 1980 

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"I am personally placing a hundred-dollar bounty on the head 
of Tim McCracken. He's the head coach and chief punk on that 
Syracuse team."

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********************* CELEBRITY NOOZ *********************

Orlando & Kirsten Dating...   

Orlando Bloom is reportedly dating former co-star Kirsten 

Orlando split from Kate Bosworth earlier this year but has 
now found romance with Kirsten. The two first met on the set 
of their movie 'Elizabethtown' last year, but both were in 
other relationships at the time... Orlando with Kate, and 
Kirsten with Jake Gyllenhaal.   

It is believed the pair have been dating for over a month 
and were recently spotted cozying up to one another at the 
Chateau Marmont hotel.   

A source said "Kirsten and Orlando are definitely more than 
just good friends now. They were kissing and cuddling in 
the corner of the lobby bar and didn't seem to care who saw 

A friend of Orlando's insists he is smitten with Kirsten 
because she is fun loving and not obsessed with appearance 
or weight like so many other young actresses.   

The pal said: "It's so much fun for him to be with her 
because she is carefree and not obsessed about fattening 
foods. Kirsten can also let her hair down a bit and isn't 
worried about being the most fashionable girl in the room. 
Orlando likes that she can look a bit disheveled, he thinks 
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*************** BIZARRE STORY OF THE WEEK **************** 

-------------------- Orgasm for Peace ----------------------   

SAN FRANCISCO Two peace activists have planned a massive   
anti-war demonstration for the first day of winter. But   
they don't want you marching in the streets. They'd much   
rather you just stay home. The Global Orgasm for Peace was   
conceived by Donna Sheehan, 76, and Paul Reffell, 55, whose   
immodest goal is for everyone in the world to have an orgasm   
Dec. 22 while focusing on world peace. "The orgasm gives out   
an incredible feeling of peace during it and after it,"   
Reffell said Sunday. "Your mind is like a blank. It's like a   
meditative state. And mass meditations have been shown to make   
a change." The couple are no strangers to sex and social   
activism. Sheehan, no relation to anti-war activist Cindy   
Sheehan, brought together nearly 50 women in 2002 who stripped   
naked and spelled out the word "Peace." By promoting what they   
hope to be a synchronized global orgasm, they hope to get   
people to channel their sexual energy into something more   
positive. "The dream is to have everyone in the world (take   
part)," Reffell said. "And if that means laying down your gun   
for a few minutes, then hey, all the better."

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********************* WEEKLY JOKES ********************** 


A really fat guy got out of the shower at the health club.   
A second man said, "Gee, you're fat!"   

The fat man said, "Yeah."   

The second man asked, "How long has it been since you've   
seen your penis?"   

The fat man answered, "Long time."   

The second man asked, "Why don't you diet?"   

The fat man replied, "Why? What color is it now?"

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My girlfriend and I were picking up some sandwiches from   
the sub place last week and she asked the clerk which of   
two sandwiches was better.   

The clerk didn't have an opinion but did say that the first   
sandwich was more expensive. My girlfriend got a quizzical   
look on her face and asked, "If that's the case, why are   
they both listed with the same price on the menu?"   

To this, the clerk responded, "I don't think we add tax to   
the turkey."

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******************** WEEKLY VIDEO CLIP *********************

      Paul Simon - Diamonds on the Soles of Her Shoes

Some incredible footage of Paul Simon and the entire band 
performing Diamonds On The Soles of Her Shoes on Saturday 
Night Live accompanies commentary by Paul and his musicians 
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    ? This Week's BRAIN TEASER and MOVIE QUOTE Answers ?
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Rearrange the following letters to form the title of a 1980 

                    VAMPIRE IN JET BAN



"I am personally placing a hundred-dollar bounty on the head 
of Tim McCracken. He's the head coach and chief punk on that 
Syracuse team."


Paul Newman as Reggie Dunlop in "Slap Shot"

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