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           GOPHER BITS - Friday, September 8, 2006
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Hey! Cloudy, damp and cool here in the Chicago area for the 
weekend. Fall doesn't waste time around this part of the 
country. By the way, make sure you check out the video clip 
at the bottom of the page. I'm still shivering. Eeeew...



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     ? Guess This Week's BRAIN TEASER and MOVIE QUOTE ?
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What unusual property do the words FLOUR, TERN, and THIRSTY 
have in common?

MOVIE QUOTE: "You're wearing fish boots?"

              *** Answers at the bottom! *** 

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*************** BIZARRE STORY OF THE WEEK **************** 

------- Owner of Pet Python Sadly Becomes Hiss-tory --------   

LANESVILLE, Ind. - A family's pet python is to blame for the   
death of its 23-year-old owner, who was crushed to death by   
the 14-foot snake. The python was found loose in a southern   
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********************* WEEKLY JOKES ********************** 


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A cattle rancher went into town on a Saturday night for a   
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it was rare--very rare. The cow-puncher looked at it and   
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"It is cooked," snapped the waiter.   

"Cooked--nothing," replied the cow-puncher. "I've seen cows   
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******************** WEEKL VIDEO CLIP *********************

                  Tarantuala Collecting

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    ? This Week's BRAIN TEASER and MOVIE QUOTE Answers ?
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What unusual property do the words FLOUR, TERN, and THIRSTY 
have in common?


Remove one letter from each word and they all spell a number: 

MOVIE QUOTE: "You're wearing fish boots?"


Mickey (Louis Lombardi) in "Suicide Kings"

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