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Greetings, 

I snuck out yesterday afternoon and saw the new Superman 
movie. Wow. Long movie, but totally awesome. Of course, 
it doesn't have the charm of Gene Hackman beating the hell 
out of Ned Beatty in every other scene, but I think the 
cutting-edge special effects and edge-of-your-seat action 
sequences make up for it. 

Campbell

campbell@gophercentral.com

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     ? Guess This Week's BRAIN TEASER and MOVIE QUOTE ?
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TEASE: 

Jimmy and John were playing a game of pool. Jimmy broke, 
but sunk none of the balls. John carefully aimed. He hit 
the 1 ball, which ricocheted off of the 8 ball and the 8 
ball went into the pocket. However Jimmy did not win the 
game. Why not?


MOVIE QUOTE: 

"Come to me, son of Jor-El, kneel before Zod!"


              *** Answers at the bottom! *** 

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************** BIZARRE STORY OF THE WEEK *************** 

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Chance into the lake. "I could almost grab him and I thought 
I'm going to die right now, and Chance is probably already 
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    ? This Week's BRAIN TEASER and MOVIE QUOTE Answers ?
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TEASE: 

Jimmy and John were playing a game of pool. Jimmy broke, 
but sunk none of the balls. John carefully aimed. He hit 
the 1 ball, which ricocheted off of the 8 ball and the 8 
ball went into the pocket. However Jimmy did not win the 
game. Why not?

TEASE ANSWER: 

Jimmy and John were playing 9-ball pool. In 9-ball, it is 
okay if you pocket the 8-ball early (providing you hit the 
lowest ball on your shot). Whereas in regular 8-ball pool, 
pocketing the 8-ball early will make you lose the game.


MOVIE QUOTE: 

"Come to me, son of Jor-El, kneel before Zod!"

MOVIE QUOTE ANSWER: 

Terence Stamp as General Zod in "Superman II"


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