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           GOPHER BITS - Friday, January 26, 2007
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Greetings, 

There's only one thing to talk about this week, and that's 
Da Bears! The Monsters of the Midway. Or as they're known 
around this town...the greatest football team ever. Usually 
we go to one party or another for Super Bowl (I've even 
hosted a couple), but this year I've been thinking about 
going to a bar just to be there and experience it. Because 
if...I'm sorry...WHEN The Bears win it is going to be a mad 
house in any and every Chicago bar. If you've never suddenly 
become best friends with about 500 strangers packed into 
a smokey, smelly bar then you probably don't know what I'm 
talking about, but it's worth the experience! 

Campbell

campbell@gophercentral.com


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TEASE: 

Here are instructions for a die and counter:   

When the die shows an even number on top, the counter moves   
two places forward in addition to the number on the die. When   
the die shows an odd number on top, the counter moves one   
place back in addition to the number on the die.   

Assuming the counter starts on zero, on what number will the   
counter be after seven throws of the die, producing the   
following numbers on top: 6, 4, 3, 1, 2, 6, 5. 


MOVIE QUOTE: 

"Hey, man. All we represent to them, man, is somebody who 
needs a haircut." 


              *** Answers at the bottom! *** 

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********************* CELEBRITY NOOZ *********************

Rockers Have A Wild Night Out...

The legend of Tommy Lee continues. After performing a few 
nights ago with Supernova, his rock band with Dave Navarro 
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petite brunette sitting on his shoulders. Groupies went 
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*************** BIZARRE STORY OF THE WEEK **************** 

--------- British Skateboarder Crosses Australia ----------- 

BRISBANE, Australia - A British skateboarder has set a world 
record for completing a 3,638 mile trek across Australia. 
Dave Cornthwaite, riding atop Elsa, his skateboard, began 
his journey in August and finished this month in Brisbane, 
Sky News reported Monday. "A lot of people said it was im-
possible to skate across Australia," Cornthwaite said. 
"It's not." The 27-year-old skateboarder averaged 38 miles 
a day on his journey and raised thousands of dollars for 
three children's charities. "I dodged King Brown snakes on 
the road and had to skate through 40 degrees Celsius (104 
degrees Fahrenheit) of heat, which is not easy for a pale 
skinned, red haired Briton," he told Sky News. "I don't 
know what's normal anymore." Cornthwaite said his only 
accident on the voyage happened near the end. "Typical, 
isn't it? More than 5000 kilometers (2,485 miles) down - 
no falls - I actually hadn't fallen that severely before. 
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********************* WEEKLY JOKES ********************** 

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******************** WEEKLY VIDEO CLIP *********************

                 Shrek The Third (Trailer)

When his new father-in-law, King Harold (John Cleese) falls 
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    ? This Week's BRAIN TEASER and MOVIE QUOTE Answers ?
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TEASE: 

Here are instructions for a die and counter:   

When the die shows an even number on top, the counter moves   
two places forward in addition to the number on the die. When   
the die shows an odd number on top, the counter moves one   
place back in addition to the number on the die.   

Assuming the counter starts on zero, on what number will the   
counter be after seven throws of the die, producing the   
following numbers on top: 6, 4, 3, 1, 2, 6, 5. 

TEASE ANSWER: 14.   

The results are as follows:   
1st throw (6) = 8   
2nd throw (4) = 14   
3rd throw (3) = 10   
4th throw (1) = 8   
5th throw (2) = 12   
6th throw (6) = 20   
7th throw (5) = 14 


MOVIE QUOTE: 

"Hey, man. All we represent to them, man, is somebody who 
needs a haircut." 

MOVIE QUOTE ANSWER: Dennis Hopper as Billy in "Easy Rider"


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