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           GOPHER BITS - Friday, January 12, 2007
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Greetings, 

I have a treat for you today, folks. I don't know who found 
this clip, but there is a new video on www.EVTV1.com showing 
an amazingly talented guitarist from South Africa. The sounds 
this old guy gets out of his acoustic guitar are incredible. 

Make sure you look for it at the bottom of the page and do me 
a favor and rate it a five! This guy definitely deserves it. 

Campbell
campbell@gophercentral.com

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     ? Guess This Week's BRAIN TEASER and MOVIE QUOTE ?
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TEASE: 

My sister and I, when both up together, 
Might tell of good things, possibly the weather, 
That something's completed; or maybe "ten four", 
I mean these things and maybe much more.


MOVIE QUOTE: 

"Watch out for your goodies, Hawkeye. That man is a sex 
maniac; I don't think Hot Lips satisfied him. Don't let 
him kiss you, Hawkeye."


              *** Answers at the bottom! *** 

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********************* CELEBRITY NOOZ *********************

Script Completed For 'Star Trek XI'...   

Director J.J. Abrams has confirmed that the script for 'Star   
Trek XI' has been completed, that it will concern Capt. Kirk   
and Spock as very young men, that shooting will begin this   
year, and that the movie is targeted for release in 2008. In   
an interview with Entertainment Weekly, Abrams said that the   
story will satisfy even non-Trekkers. "On the one hand, for   
people who love Star Trek, the fix that they will get will be   
really satisfying,'' he told the magazine. ''For people   
who've never seen it or know it vaguely, I think they will   
enjoy it equally, because the movie does not require you to   
know anything about Star Trek. I would actually prefer [that]   
people don't know the series, because I feel like they will   
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*************** BIZARRE STORY OF THE WEEK **************** 

------ Ore. Student Enjoys Internet Hitchhiking --------   

EUGENE, Ore. - University of Oregon student Luke Vaughn   
recently returned home after enjoying a one-month,   
10,743-mile roundtrip journey to New York as a human   
baton. The 22-year-old originally sought a ride to   
California, but after more than 300 strangers on the   
Internet offered him rides, Vaughn found himself passing   
from vehicle to vehicle to travel through 30 U.S. states   
in nearly as many days, the Oregonian said. Through the   
generosity of others, Vaughn managed to travel across   
most of the United States on a measly budget of $150.   
"I spent less than I would have spent not going on a   
trip," Vaughn said of his unusual vacation. Vaughn said   
he got the idea for the quirky travel plan from New York   
online performance artist Ze Frank, who recommended the   
student continue his travels after visiting his mother   
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offering him the pleasure of their personal stories,   
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********************* WEEKLY JOKES ********************** 

LAFF A DAY: 

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CLEAN LAFFS: 

While carpenters were working outside the old house I had   
just bought, I busied myself with indoor cleaning. I had   
just finished washing the floor when one of the workmen   
asked to use the bathroom.   

With dismay I looked from his muddy boots to my newly   
scrubbed floors. "Just a minute," I said, thinking of a   
quick solution. "I'll put down newspapers."   

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******************** WEEKLY VIDEO CLIP *********************

           Absolutely incredible Guitar playing

Hannes Coetzee is a self-taught musical innovator from South 
Africa. His amazing guitar style using a spoon held in his 
mouth as a slide allows him to play the melody and the ac-
companying chords at the same time. 

View it at: Spoon Slide Guitar


More great videos for every interest at: www.evtv1.com


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    ? This Week's BRAIN TEASER and MOVIE QUOTE Answers ?
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TEASE: 

My sister and I, when both up together, 
Might tell of good things, possibly the weather, 
That something's completed; or maybe "ten four", 
I mean these things and maybe much more.

TEASE ANSWER: A thumb.


MOVIE QUOTE: 

"Watch out for your goodies, Hawkeye. That man is a sex 
maniac; I don't think Hot Lips satisfied him. Don't let 
him kiss you, Hawkeye."

MOVIE QUOTE ANSWER: 

- Elliott Gould as Capt. 'Trapper John' McIntyre in "M*A*S*H"


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