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Greetings, 

I would like everybody to take note of today's movie quote. 
I used it strictly to prove that, yes, Cam's horizons are 
broad enough to enjoy chick flicks. 

The quote I wanted to use was, "Give me a diablo sandwich, 
a Dr. Pepper, and make it quick, I'm in a god-damn hurry." 
which is from, anybody? anybody? "Smokey and the Bandit". 
Jackie Gleason as Sheriff Buford T. Justice. 

But I had to blow a whole week on a chick flick quote just 
to prove a point. Why can't a woman trust a guy when he 
tells her he's sensitive, for crying out loud? 

Campbell
campbell@gophercentral.com

P.S. If you're interested we now have a blog. You can post 
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     ? Guess This Week's BRAIN TEASER and MOVIE QUOTE ?
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TEASE: 

It was Jodie's birthday, and she received a gorgeous golden 
locket from her mom. She couldn't wait to show all her friends, 
but she couldn't decide whose picture to put in it. She knew 
that if she put one friend's picture in it, the others would 
be upset. So she made a way that whichever of her friends 
looked at it would see a picture of themselves, so no one 
would get upset. How did she do it when the locket could only 
hold one picture?


MOVIE QUOTE: 

"This is an occasion for genuinely tiny knickers."


              *** Answers at the bottom! *** 

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******************* CELEBRITY NOOZ *******************

Nicole Kidman's Sex Ban...

Word is Nicole Kidman has told fiance Keith Urban they
won't have sex again until their wedding night... which 
is rumored to be taking place in a few weeks time. 

A source says, "Going four weeks without sex will 
certainly increase the passion on their wedding night." 

Nicole reportedly got the sex ban idea from her friend 
Russell Crowe. Russell went months without sex before 
he married Danielle Spence in 2003. 

Russell said: "I was determined there would be a lot of 
pent-up energy on the big night."

Nicole is due to marry Keith in a chapel near Sydney on 
June 25th. Meanwhile, Bette Midler has denied reports she 
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************** BIZARRE STORY OF THE WEEK *************** 

----- Doctors Go Out On A Limb For Boy With Three Arms -----

SHANGHAI, China - A 2-month-old boy has doctors scratching 
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But in the case of the little boy known as "Jie-jie," 
neither of his two left arms is fully functional and tests 
haven't been able to show which was more developed. "His 
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with such a complete third arm," said Dr. Chen Bochang, 
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******************** WEEKLY JOKES ********************* 

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****************** WEEKL VIDEO CLIP *******************

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    ? This Week's BRAIN TEASER and MOVIE QUOTE Answers ?
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TEASE: 

It was Jodie's birthday, and she received a gorgeous golden 
locket from her mom. She couldn't wait to show all her friends, 
but she couldn't decide whose picture to put in it. She knew 
that if she put one friend's picture in it, the others would 
be upset. So she made a way that whichever of her friends 
looked at it would see a picture of themselves, so no one 
would get upset. How did she do it when the locket could only 
hold one picture?

TEASE ANSWER: 

Instead of putting a picture in it, she put a mirror in. 
Whichever of her friends looked at it, they would see their 
reflection.


MOVIE QUOTE: 

"This is an occasion for genuinely tiny knickers."

MOVIE QUOTE ANSWER: 

Renee Zellweger as Bridget Jones in "Bridget Jones's Diary"


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