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           GOPHER BITS - Friday, December 8, 2006
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Cold, cold, cold. Four degrees last night. Right now it has 
warmed up to a balmy 18 degrees, and if we're lucky it might 
get up to freezing this weekend. That will practically be 
sweater weather, comparatively. I was going to write some-
thing like, 'At least it's better than a foot of snow,' but 
that would just prompt a blizzard tomorrow, so I'm going to 
leave well enough alone! 


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     ? Guess This Week's BRAIN TEASER and MOVIE QUOTE ?
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There's a light bulb upstairs and three light switches 
downstairs, one of which controls the bulb upstairs. How 
can you find the switch that controls the bulb upstairs 
by only making one trip upstairs?

MOVIE QUOTE: "Oh, you're so cool, Brewster."

              *** Answers at the bottom! *** 

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********************* CELEBRITY NOOZ *********************

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*************** BIZARRE STORY OF THE WEEK **************** 

---------------- Warm Beer Led To Killing -----------------   

A St. Louis man was shot to death Sunday night over a warm   
beer, police said. St. Louis police say a woman shot her   
husband, who was about 70 years old, four to five times in   
the chest after he tried giving her a warm can of Stag beer.   
Police said the wife admitted shooting him about 5:40 p.m.   
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    ? This Week's BRAIN TEASER and MOVIE QUOTE Answers ?
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There's a light bulb upstairs and three light switches 
downstairs, one of which controls the bulb upstairs. How 
can you find the switch that controls the bulb upstairs 
by only making one trip upstairs?


Turn one switch on for five minutes. Then turn that one off 
and turn the second one on and go upstairs. If the light is 
off you know it isn't the second switch. Then FEEL the bulb 
to see if it is warm. If it is warm then it was the first 
switch that was left on for five minutes. If the bulb is 
neither warm or illuminated then you know that the third 
switch, which was never turned on, is the one that operates 
the bulb upstairs.

MOVIE QUOTE: "Oh, you're so cool, Brewster."


 - Stephen Geoffreys as 'Evil' Ed Thompson in "Fright Night"

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