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Greetings, 

The thing about kids is they require constant work. It would 
be so much easier if I could just put the boy in the closet 
with my golf clubs, but the wife won't let me. And thank God 
for her, too. I have to give major kudos to single parents 
who can pull it off, because even between the wife and I, 
keeping track of just two kids is almost impossible. 

The wife threw a birthday party for our son at the local 
bowling alley last week and invited 12 of his little class-
mates and their parents. An hour of bumper bowling, hot-
dogs, hamburgers, chips and fountain drinks, which were 
provided by the bowling alley, by the way, required no less 
than 175 hours of phone work to coordinate. 

In my opinion, nothing in a six-year-old's life should 
require that much work. Personally, I think the wife just 
likes to torture herself. 

Campbell

campbell@gophercentral.com


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