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           GOPHER BITS - Friday, October 27, 2006
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Here it is, just days away from yet another Halloween. You 
know you're getting old when the mere thought of handing 
out handfuls of bite-sized candy bars to dozens and dozens 
of little power rangers, ninjas and princesses makes you 

My idea of Halloween involves plenty of beer, but the last 
time I tried to combine that with handing out treats to 
trick-or-treaters I got several complaints from parents.


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I am something that nothing is, 
but yet I have a name. 
I am sometimes tall and sometimes short. 
I join your talks; 
I join your sport, 
And I play in every game. 
What am I?


"I've got a message for you, and you're not going to like 
it. Pray for death."

              *** Answers at the bottom! *** 

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********************* CELEBRITY NOOZ *********************

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*************** BIZARRE STORY OF THE WEEK **************** 

----- Agent Caught Creating Litter and Writing Ticket ------

NEW YORK - A sanitation agent was shown on videotape breaking 
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writing a littering ticket to the restaurant's owner, a state 
assemblyman said. The video shows the uniformed Department of 
Sanitation agent dropping several long fluorescent bulbs in 
the Brooklyn street. A street-sweeping truck cleans the mess 
soon after, and then the agent writes a $300 ticket to the 
restaurant's owner for improper disposal of the lights. The 
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********************* WEEKLY JOKES ********************** 


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    ? This Week's BRAIN TEASER and MOVIE QUOTE Answers ?
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I am something that nothing is, 
but yet I have a name. 
I am sometimes tall and sometimes short. 
I join your talks; 
I join your sport, 
And I play in every game. 
What am I?



"I've got a message for you, and you're not going to like 
it. Pray for death."


 -Robert Grasmere as Frank Wyndham in "Prince of Darkness"

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